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sans
you?

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archer
why do you even want to know this
side note: never tell anyone about this

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why wouldn't i want to know about carbonated mayo
think of the possibilities

[As far as not telling anyone, no promises.]

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yeah actually i was gonna swap it out with ray's actual mayo

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consider one of those giant tubs of mayo
and multiple people's hosues

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Go on

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you just gotta see how many people's mayo you can replace
maybe the toothpaste too
that's usually white

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Too much effort
Unless you pay me

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damn
boring

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You do it then, genius

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i can't carbonize mayo
or break into houses

[Okay, he could theoretically do the second one.]

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Now who's boring?

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i know i'm boring
but i didn't open the convo with mayo soda

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Shut up, wait
I'm having a thought
Wait

CARBONATED PICKLE JUICE

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holy shit
yes
genius

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Do you think you can double carbonate stuff
This is worth testing

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after that you have to try triple carbonating it
see how high it goes

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I would assume the limit would be the point the gas outweighs the liquid

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sure
but how long does that take

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How long does it take to pour out a glass of mayo?
How much have I been drinking to seriously consider attempting this?
For science

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pretty sure only you know the answer to that one, buddy

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I'm not
Pay me
I'll do it for money

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if i was gonna spend money on this i'd buy my own soda streamer

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I swear to fucking God if I wake up to carbonated pickle juice in the stores next week I WILL kill you

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good idea