Just a few questions, no big deal. [Everything is totally chill.] Figured if I was gonna ask about the Hunger, we might as well not be hungry. [Rimshot, but not literally.]
[Will she, though? That's part of the question, too.]
So, we don't really hear a lot about it. It eats universes, you pulled us out. Got specifics? [Maybe that's vague. But what she does with that question says something about her, doesn't it?]
It's a massively spoiled brat who is in need of a nap. It's like your friend you take to the restaurant and tell them "order what you'd like" and they ask for the entire front page of the menu.
[Details on actually knowing what the Hunger is... is, well, pretty sparse. She doesn't even- truthfully, TRUTHFULLY, know a whole lot about it.]
I have the ability to save people from different realities in a moment- just a moment- before the world collapses. If I could pull an entire reality out of the Hunger's mouth, believe you me, I would absolutely do that.
[What are the odds of getting the Hunger to spit out the food before it gets too digested? Sans doesn't ask that, because he's not optimistic enough to risk it. He thinks about that question enough already.]
So. Were we random? Whoever was closest? [That's the only reason Sans can imagine someone picking him.
(Well, no, not the only reason, but the only good one.)]
'Cause if I had to do all that work, I'd just grab whoever so I didn't have to work even harder.
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[Holy shit.
Elderflower macarons.
She looks at the box apprehensively, and takes one for herself. She's trusting you, kid!]
Hot diggity shit. That is a baller cookie.
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[This is practically a bribe, isn't it?]
You didn't have to-- well, I'm not going to complain. How can I help you, Sans?
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Sans, it doesn't do anyone well to speak of the Hunger lightly.
[PLEASE SPARE HER.]
But alright, I will answer to the best of my ability. Shoot.
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So, we don't really hear a lot about it. It eats universes, you pulled us out. Got specifics? [Maybe that's vague. But what she does with that question says something about her, doesn't it?]
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[Details on actually knowing what the Hunger is... is, well, pretty sparse. She doesn't even- truthfully, TRUTHFULLY, know a whole lot about it.]
I have the ability to save people from different realities in a moment- just a moment- before the world collapses. If I could pull an entire reality out of the Hunger's mouth, believe you me, I would absolutely do that.
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So. Were we random? Whoever was closest? [That's the only reason Sans can imagine someone picking him.
(Well, no, not the only reason, but the only good one.)]
'Cause if I had to do all that work, I'd just grab whoever so I didn't have to work even harder.